A woman marries her dog!!!!!!!!!!!!

maximoo · Post by **maximoo** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:58 pm

Chk this out:

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/07/08/wom ... riously%2F

DogzRule1996 · Post by **DogzRule1996** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:02 pm

Woah!!! I've never seen a human marry a dog before. They can't have children, unless they have dogren!

Cheetah · Post by **Cheetah** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:45 pm

I think that lady's got a screw loose lol. I mean I love my dogs but... that's just a whole new level of crazy.

pmcrae71 · Post by **pmcrae71** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:49 pm

OMG!! I am ot even going to go there....

mspat · Post by **mspat** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:28 pm

That really is totally off the hook. I can't believe a priest actually performed the ceremony and that we should be happy 'cause she's happy. And what about the actual legaility of it all. Takes all kinds...

wvvdiup1 · Post by **wvvdiup1** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:33 pm

I agree: she's nuts and the priest/preacher shouldn't have performed the ceremony!

(Gee, I wonder how ugly her boyfriends were for her to marry her dog!)

wvvdiup1

MaiasMom · Post by **MaiasMom** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:05 am

If you think about it, consider what is out there to marry these days. Not much quality available. Not to say this woman is in seriouse need of a brain transplant but whatever blows your hair back. I wonder if now she can claim the dog as a spouse on her tax return, hmmmmm

maximoo · Post by **maximoo** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:12 am

I don't see why not?

MaiasMom · Post by **MaiasMom** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:48 pm

Don't I wish I could claim them on my tax returns. I think I could for Maia since she is my service dog but the boys, no not unless they have a "free loader" deduction. Maybe since they alert to anyone coming down the street I could list them as a security system.

wvvdiup1 · Post by **wvvdiup1** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:12 pm

I'm going to say it anyway: Maybe her dog was better looking than the dates she's had!

wvvdiup1

DogzRule1996 · Post by **DogzRule1996** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:34 pm

Well, one things for sure. She's not going to have a very long marriage. Sadly, God doesn't know why dogs live for such a short time.

kelleyanne1988 · Post by **kelleyanne1988** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:58 am

wow... hmm.... ya know I have a friend that's gay and complains all the time how they dont get the same benefits... Would this be the same case? haha That's not how anyone intended marriage to be... Or did she get married in a state that allows gay marriage? This is seriously weird.. and quite disturbing... I pretty sure I wanna marry someone... or soemthing? that I can have relations with and it not weird... So... looks like I'm gonna be marrying a human man!

Also... date wise.... Can she take her dog out to restaurants on dates? A married couple always needs to have a date here and there to keep the spice.... ugh! this is just disturbing....

MaiasMom · Post by **MaiasMom** » Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:09 am

You just can't explain some folks. My brother use to say " whatever floats your boat".

wvvdiup1 · Post by **wvvdiup1** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:38 am

Well, at least you know who gets the dog house in the divorce! Here's another good line: Just imagine when she told her parents her husband is a dog then proving it!

What will the tabloids report next?

wvvdiup1

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A woman marries her dog!!!!!!!!!!!!

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