Very bad (i.e funny!) pet joke

[Nic25]

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Big W and standing in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food?

[Robbie71]

Well

At least u have a sense of houmour

[Paul Kassell]

Great joke Nic, may I cross post it?

[gold'nchocolate]

Now, that there was a funny joke!!!!!

[leafninjasteph]

hehehehehe stupid woman!!!! lmao