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Doggy Valentines

Post by minkee » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:21 am

I don't really buy into St Valentines day in general, but I enjoy the lame joke and pun opportunity it presents! So... in that spirit, what would your dog's valentine to you be?

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by JudyN » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:32 am

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've found a dead rabbit,
Just for... um.... me :twisted:

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue
Mum's were in the laundry basket,
But I like them to chew :mrgreen:
Jasper, lurcher, born December 2009

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by minkee » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:59 am

I feel bad even putting this one up here!

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by minkee » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:19 am

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've found a dead rabbit,
Just for... um.... me :twisted:
I like Jasper's attitude :lol: :twisted:

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by minkee » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:47 am

Last one, I promise!!

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Re: Sigh, that was difficult

Post by bendog » Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:51 am

Hahaha I'm not clever enough to come up with anything like that but they made me laugh. Minkee love the first one, and judys dead rabbit one.

Poppy would like to give Ben a valentines snog but he's just not interested.

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by jacksdad » Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:06 pm

OH BOY!.... Minkee is quite for weeks then dumps this on us...where is a moderator when you need one :twisted: :lol:

Just kidding, those were pretty clever and gave me a good first thing in the morning chuckle

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by minkee » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:16 pm

I'm always here Jacksdad, watching you :twisted: :P

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by Nettle » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:42 pm

Minkee, those are super! :lol:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I rolled in this
To share it with you *lovehearts*
A dog is never bad or naughty - it is simply being a dog

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by Ari_RR » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you Minkee and all other creative souls out there!
Life would be so dichromatic without humor.
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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by Erica » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:59 pm

Friend of mine wrote this:

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I love to sniff butts
Happy Valentines Day!

(Obviously she was talking from her dog's viewpoint! ;) )
Delta, standard poodle, born 6/30/14

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by CoolDog » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:12 pm

I'm thinking about this while I'm looking at my dog Sheba who must be thinking "Why are you so mad at me?" (It's a long story):

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why are you turning blue,
When I don't listen to you?

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! :D
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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by wvvdiup1 » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:42 pm

I think Karma's would be:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why do you turn red,
When I mess up your bed?

Kind of funny, but ya'll know about dogs... :lol:

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! :D
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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by jacksdad » Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:35 pm

Jack's would be.....

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
May I have some chicken cordon bleu

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Re: Doggy Valentines

Post by wvvdiup1 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:16 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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