The Funnies Thread...

[wvvdiup1]

ATTENTION !! ALL MEN !!!
The new book "Understanding Women" has just arrived in bookstores...Happy reading !



Apparently written by a man! Notice the blank pages? And that is chapter one!

[jacksdad]

flyby...yes, an oldie but goody. makes me chuckle every time I see it. I

wvvdiup1, nice Abbot and Costello parody. While Jack Benny is my favorite old radio personality, Abbot and Costello were pretty enjoyable too and whoever wrote that captured the essence of that gag pretty darn good.

ATTENTION !! ALL MEN !!!
The new book "Understanding Women" has just arrived in bookstores...Happy reading !



Apparently written by a man! Notice the blank pages? And that is chapter one!

OOOOHHHH it's on now

[minkee]

[wvvdiup1]

jacksdad wrote: wvvdiup1, nice Abbot and Costello parody. While Jack Benny is my favorite old radio personality, Abbot and Costello were pretty enjoyable too and whoever wrote that captured the essence of that gag pretty darn good.

wvvdiup1 wrote:
ATTENTION !! ALL MEN !!!
The new book "Understanding Women" has just arrived in bookstores...Happy reading !



Apparently written by a man! Notice the blank pages? And that is chapter one!


OOOOHHHH it's on now

BRING IT ON, BABY!!!

[minkee]

The nights are drawing in, and bringing the cold with them. What's a dog to do? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H_xEn2N ... re=related

Bonus video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=GK4oXMRIi94

[Raichyrae]

Whippets make great pets, article by Walt Hutchence, this really did make me lol! Kind permission given for me to link to it here!


http://www.rejoycewhippets.com/greatpets.html

[minkee]

This is not funny, or about dogs, but very sweet nonetheless! Man rescues a calf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DItbharEN8

[Fundog]

This one's from "Hamlet" (a play by William Shakespeare), just told to me by my children:

"Who builds stronger than a shipwright, a carpenter, or a mason?"




Answer: The gallows builder, because the houses he builds last until doomsday.


(And yes, my children are watching "Hamlet." No, they are NOT "normal." They are nerds.)

[wvvdiup1]

The first and third ones are self-explanatory, but the second one is entitled "Now that's a Smore!" The fourth one I threw in for some more laughs!

[wvvdiup1]

This is what we do in Pennsylvania.

[wvvdiup1]

Oh, how could I forget this little bit of toilet paper humor!

[wvvdiup1]

This one is self-explanatory...

[wvvdiup1]

[wvvdiup1]

This one is for Emmabeth and others who sit for long hours on a computer, ipod, etc...

[wvvdiup1]

Um, wonder how many police stations around the world have this problem?