The Funnies Thread...

[minkee]

wvvd

here's a clever helper: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYhCFf6 ... e=youtu.be

[ClareMarsh]

The two old lady stories were hilarious

[jacksdad]

Border Collies are not obsolete.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... euL5IGimCQ

[wvvdiup1]

Minkee, I love the video! I think the receptionist has a new assistant!

Jacksdad, that was a cute video! To show how smart Border Collies are, noticed the dog left the rabbit do all the work? What an assistant!

[Horace's Mum]

"DEAR DAD LETTER......................... A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was tided away. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the letter and, with trembling hands, began to read the letter.....

Dear Dad
It is with great regret and sorrow that i...'m writing to you. I have had to elope with my new girlfriend, because i wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've found real passion with Stacey and she is so nice, but i knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her motorcycle leathers and because she is so much older than me. But its not only the passion. Dad - she is pregnant but Stacey said we will be very happy. She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacey has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so that Stacey can get better. She sure deserves it.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and i know how to take care of myself. Someday, we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Your loving son - Joshua
P.S - Dad non of the above is true. I'm over Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are WORSE things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.
Call me when its safe to come home."

[Erica]

xD That letter is hilarious!

[wvvdiup1]

That letter was hilarious!

[jacksdad]

LOL that is funny stuff right there.

I can almost see my daughter writing something like that, that's her kind of snarky humor. Except she got strait A's all the time with next to no effort. she was one of those disgusting students that could an hour before an assignment was do whip out an A+ paper and get extra credit to boot. Her poor brother had to follow behind her in school having all the teachers show her work as the example of what gets the A+ along with extra credit.

[Erica]

Hehe!

[wvvdiup1]

[Suzette]

Someone posted this on my quilting forum and I thought it was pretty funny! Hope you all enjoy - from both sides of the pond.


British humour is different! (In the first place they spell "humour" with a "U"!)

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

And . . . the statement of the century (An observation from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.)
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

[JudyN]

I once saw an advert that read 'Lurcher. Swap for anything.'

Sometimes, I know the feeling....

[wvvdiup1]

And . . . the statement of the century (An observation from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.)
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

If Billy Connolly is a great thinker, he should have known that men are sometimes "The Headache!"

[jacksdad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 3bqbJduK2w

[wvvdiup1]

I saw that commercial and broke out laughing my butt off!

I like these also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7o590nE6k and this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=en ... -9EYFJ4Clo and this one too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33drZUX ... re=related

And who can't forget Mr. Quiggly! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlYCBJSY ... re=related