The Funnies Thread...

[wvvdiup1]

I saw this advertisement picture and thought I'd share it, because it is funny.

[ClareMarsh]

Some of you may have seen this before but I got first read it today, hilarious http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/j ... inelk.html

[WufWuf]

Clare - LOVED the dogs in Elk story couldn't stop giggling

Not dog related but will tickle the geeks among us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4zSZLFTAw

[wvvdiup1]

[bendog]

This pic was on a birthday card I saw in a shop

[wvvdiup1]

^^^How cute!

Here are some more...

[bendog]

Love the last one, so sweet.

[jacksdad]

ya, that one got an ahhh for sure. I would like to think that is how Jack see's me.

[Shoegal0676]

^^^How cute!

Here are some more...

Aww, this could be me or my husband on any given day with our dog! I love this picture!

[abbyneo]

If this has already been posted, feel free to delete. Reminds me so much of my Neo..it's like every day she wakes up and forgets everything that's happened in her life so far...

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

[wvvdiup1]

abbyneo, see page 18 on this thread. Don't worry, it's still funny!

How about these:







I apologize for the language on this next one:

[wvvdiup1]

Another funny one!

[jacksdad]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/li ... 11177.html

[ClareMarsh]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/li ... 11177.html

Who's bringing up poo now (so to speak)

This is brilliant ... Pomeranian pup versus broccoli http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9oXcYP9 ... el&list=UL

[jacksdad]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/li ... 11177.html

Who's bringing up poo now (so to speak)

LOL, I saw that and thought of you....