Episode Guide

Below is a list of all It's Me Or The Dog episodes, and their descriptions:

Territory Season Ep# Title Air Date Description
UK 1 101 Jimi & Duke 8/31/2005 Victoria helps a family of desperate pet owners get their misbehaving dogs Jimi and Duke under control.  She meets a couple whose house has been taken over by their two lusty Labradors'  humping, chewing, pulling, fighting, food stealing and running away, and decides the best course of action is a trip to the vet's for castration.
UK 1 102 Menagerie 9/7/2005 Victoria comes to the rescue of Karen Holder's family and friends, who have taken second place to her six manic dogs who are being fed ice cream and cookies.  The animals' incessant barking and bad behaviour have caused the household's visitors dwindle over the years and now the family is under the trheat of eviction.  Meanwhile, Karen's son Shaun is becoming the butt of his school friends' jokes because of the pet hairs covering his clothes.
UK 1 103 Teddy Pom-Pom 9/14/2005 Pomeranian Teddy and Pekingese Prince Louis are a vicious biting duo that defend their home and the marital bed, biting anyone who dares to cross their path.  Victoria tries to discipline two tiny canines who attack anyone who comes near them, with the man of the house getting bitten every night as he attempts to get into bed.  Terrible behaviour has left the owners fearing their pets may be in line for a visit from the local dog warden with an order for their destruction.
UK 1 104 Pongo 9/21/2005 Victoria Stillwell brings her expertise to bear on Pongo, a Dalmatian who thinks he owns the house and has numerous behavioural problems, least of which is his penchant for stealing everything in sight - including the family's beer.  The pooch has claimed the sofa as his own, guards his space furiously and bites anyone who dares challenge him.
UK 1 105 Lilly 9/28/2005 Lily the barking Bichon has a big attitude and a fierce hatred of the mailman.  Victoria comes to the aid of a couple who are on the verge of breaking up because of their attention-seeking bichon frise, which uses the whole house as a toilet and gives its owners endless sleepless nights.  She realises the problem stems from the husband and wife's different attitudes toward the pesky pooch.
UK 1 106 Diesel 10/5/2005 Victoria tries to tame the wild ways of Siberian husky that is tearing his owners' relationship apart.  Nine-month old Diesel's initial playfulness has turned into dangerous aggression, biting and mauling.  Victoria is forced into drastic action in a bid to prevent the wolf-like canine from being turned out of the house
UK 2 201 Pugsley 1/10/2006 Pugsley, a spoiled, frightened Bulldog terrorizes a young family by biting, humping and pooping on their beds.  Victoria comes in to help the three-year old pedigree bulldog, whose disobedience and overactive sex drive create endless headaches for his owners.
UK 2 202 Toadie & Smartie 1/17/2006 Victoria tries to discipline two misbehaving Great Dane mixes, weighing in at over 110 pounds each.  Having already cost their owners $52,000 over the past six years, the two dogs are treated to gourmet meals every night while the rest of the family make do with frozen dinners.  Meanwhile, exercise is a nightmare for their doting owners as their toleration for other dogs is non-existent.  Can the family continue living with these canine monsters?
UK 2 203 Rufus 1/24/2006 Victoria attempts to curb the aggressive behaviour of a miniature dachshund. A barking baby-substitute, Rufus has a particular hatred for small children and goes wild at the sight of a stroller.  Its owner's cat is also on the receiving end, but Victoria is determined to bring the disruptive pet to heel before he divides the family further and pits brother against sister.
UK 2 204 Bailey 1/31/2006 Bailey an aggressive Yorkshire Terrier causes havoc to a couple's love life and bullies the governor of a high security prison with a green wellington boot!
UK 2 205 Max 2/7/2006 Max an ex-military dog suffers with obsessive compulsive disorder. Can Victoria curb his obsession with chasing reflections and shadows?
UK 2 206 Rex 2/14/2006 A terrier aggressively protects his young owner from her mother – can Victoria change Rex's potentially dangerous behavior and mend the bond between mother and daughter?
UK 2 207 Talullah 2/21/2006 A Paris Hilton wannabe buys a viscous accessory that is intent on causing destruction to all visitors. With a long bite history Tallulah the Chinese Crested is living on borrowed time.
UK 2 208 Ben 2/28/2006 A German shepherd holds an entire family to ransom chasing kids around the house and defending his male owner from all visitors.
UK 2 209 Red & Jasper 3/7/2006 Two Labradors threaten a new baby with their pushy behavior driving their owner to tears. With no daily exercise the labs are intent on escaping the house – Victoria gives the lazy owners a taste of their own medicine.
UK 2 210 Jilly Johnson 3/14/2006 Three spoilt and unsocialized Great Danes who have taken over the neighborhood are banned from the nearby village. Can Victoria restore order and tame these large powerful dogs?
UK 2 211 Bailey at Crufts 3/21/2006 Bailey an out-of-control Shnauzer is trying to win at Crufts – the biggest dog show in the world. Can he beat 22,000 other hopefuls and get 'Best in Show,' or will he be disqualified for humping the judge?
UK 2 212 Teddy Pompom update 3/28/2006 Did Teddy Pom Pom change from demon biter to little Angel? Watch what happens when Victoria revisits the family six months later.
UK 3 301 Jodie Marsh 10/10/2006 Four peeing, fighting Chihuahuas bully a Bulldog and cause a split between daughter and parents.
UK 3 302 Lucy 10/24/2006 Separation anxiety and aggression affects a young couple's plans to move house.
UK 3 303 Pixie & Tyson 10/31/2006 Doggy demons threaten to deafen the family's new baby and a husband has not slept in the marital bed for over a year because of the dogs.
UK 3 304 Bumble & Dougal 11/7/2006 A mother and daughter are trapped in their home by two out of control Old English Sheepdogs. Unable to leave them, both women yearn to change their own lonely lives.
UK 3 305 Buster & Morgan 11/14/2006 Two dogs affect their owners' love lives. Can Victoria restore marital bliss or will the dogs tear them apart?
UK 3 306 Jimi & Duke update 11/21/2006 Were Jimi and Duke finally brought to heel? Watch what happens when Victoria returns to them six months later.
UK 3 307 Bumble & Dougal update 12/5/2006 Were the Old English sheepdogs tamed at last? Watch how training these dogs led to a proposal of marriage.
UK   special It's Me or the Fat Dog 10/3/2006 Three families have obese dogs that are at risk of disease or death because of their weight problems. Can Victoria change these owners' ways and save the dogs from an untimely death?
UK   special Crufts Special 3/13/2006 Three dogs compete to qualify for the most famous dog show in the world, Crufts. Will one of them become Best in Show?
UK   special The Event 3/22/2006 Walking with Wolves, Woof Fest and a food-obsessed Dalmatian. Victoria comes face to face with a wolf, attempts a world record and helps a family train their food-thief Dally the Dalmatian.
UK   special Fat Dogs update 4/12/2008 Did the dogs complete their weight loss plan or did their owners fail them?
UK 4 401 Zulu 3/29/2008 A crazy, jumping, obsessive licking Boxer threatens to tear a couple apart.
UK 4 402 Lottie 4/19/2008 A hound Houdini intent on running away is living on borrowed time. Rescued from a backyard breeder Lottie compulsively chases her own tail and digs up the back yard.
UK 4 403 Jed 8/16/2007 A dangerously aggressive American bulldog's future hangs in the balance. While the husband is away with the Navy Jed jealously guards his female owner from visitors.
UK 4 404 Harvey 8/9/2007 Two owners struggle with an out-of-control Doberman – but is it Harvey's fault or is it the owners that need the training?
UK 4 405 Niles 8/2/2007 What do you get when a cat lover buys her first dog, a Chihuahua, only because it is the same size as a cat - disaster and an armful of scars!
UK 4 406 Roxy & Rio 7/26/2007 Fighting, urinating Greyhound sisters wreck household havoc causing arguments and threats of separation between their owners.
UK 4 407 Widget & Gizmo 7/12/2007 Two kidnapped Yorkshire terriers are returned to their owners. Can Victoria rehabilitate them and their owners and help them function again after this traumatic experience?
UK 4 408 Chaos 7/19/2007 A humping English Bull terrier brings chaos to the household, bullying children and humping anyone in his path. Chaos is the aptly named English bull terrier whose anarchic behaviour and boundless energy are affecting everyone in the house.
UK 4 409 Teo 8/24/2007 A poop eating, food-stealing Labrador spreads e-coli around the home.
UK 4 410 Peanut 4/26/2008 Peanut the pint sized pup has a hatred of the mailman and a penchant for stealing underwear. Bought as a companion for her owner, Peanut is now preventing her from having a love life.
UK 4 411 Toby 5/3/2008 With five children and six dogs, a couple struggle to control their man hating and biting terrier.
UK 4 412 Mollie & Alfie 5/10/2008 One lazy owner, two terrorizing dogs and a family intervention. Cesar spoils the dogs while his family suffer the consequences of their bad behavior.
USA 1 101 Boxed In 10/11/2008 Cooper, a dog-aggressive Boxer, is a danger to other dogs in the neighborhood and his owners are at their wits end.
USA 1 102 The Prince of Chaos 10/18/2008 A Mastiff mix bullies a family and takes over a mother's love. Unable to sleep in her bed because of her dog, she sleeps on the sofa while Prince stands guard.
USA 1 103 The Triplets of Terror 10/25/2008 Three dogs: a rambunctious Boxer, an Italian greyhound and an overweight Beagle threaten an owner with failing health and pitch mother against daughter.
USA 1 104 The Fickle Five 11/1/2008 Five poop eating, fighting pugs contribute to problems between their owners.
USA 1 105 The Not So Great Dane 11/8/2008 Harley the Great Dane uses his size to get what he wants. His owner makes excuses for Harley's behavior, but when it threatens his marriage, he is forced to take off the blinkers.
USA 1 106 The Chief of Jealousy 11/15/2008 Sydney the Jack Russell hates other dogs so when her owners decide to adopt Sam the Labrador, Sydney is willing to fight to the death.
USA 1 107 The Wild and Wacky Weimaraners 11/22/2008 Chaos reigns in the house of Weimaraners. Is the dogs' destruction due to separation anxiety or boredom? Hidden cameras reveal just how smart these dogs really are.
USA 1 108 The Monstrous Mutts 11/29/2008 A TV presenter's home is being destroyed by her dog and she is forced into buying two sets of furniture in order to hide the destruction from her friends.
USA 1 109 Untamed and Untrained 12/13/2008 Four dogs in a household are intent on killing each other: Retriever/Lab mix Olivia bullies the other dogs, German Shepherd mixes Rex and Sophia have never had any training, and Spaniel mix Garmon has a very high prey drive. Can Victoria convince Frank and Elaine step up to the plate and train them or will their dogs have to be re-homed?
USA 1 110 Boys vs. Girls 12/20/2008 The Shelton household is divided - boys versus girls. Junie B, an aggressive pint-sized poodle divides the whole family in two while her doggy companions, Apple and Zuzu, are left out in the cold. Victoria helps rescue the Sheltons and bring men and women together again.
USA 1 111 Toilet Trouble 1/3/2009 A young girl is passionate about rescuing dogs, but when she brings them home they turn the house into a toilet. Can Victoria change the dogs' toileting habits before the family's health suffers?
USA 1 112 Bullheaded Bulldog 1/10/2009 Former punitive training methods with a shock collar turn an English bulldog into an aggressive and unstable wreck.
USA 1 113 No Small Problem 1/17/2009 Peanut the Pomeranian has a piercing 24 hour bark that is exhausting his owners and Staines, an Australian shepherd, is transfixed by food.
USA 1 114 Bad Apple 1/24/2009 A family is divided over their neglected rescue dog, Peanut Butter. Will they be able to give their dog a good home or will PB suffer if she stays with them?
USA 1 115 Pit Bull Predicament 2/7/2009 A man is held house-bound by his two dogs. Unable to have a social life Victor is a prisoner in his own home and the destruction his dogs have caused threatens their very existence.
USA 1 116 Puppy Love 2/14/2009 Two lonely hearts are prevented from dating because of their dogs. Can Victoria restore harmony and bring love into their lives?
USA 1 117 The Loves of His Life 2/21/2009 An owner is at risk of losing his girlfriend because of an obsession with his dogs. With the ultimatum – 'it's me or the dog', who will he chose?
USA 1 118 Hollywood Hounds 2/28/2009 A busy Hollywood family argue over their peeing, barking, food-stealing dogs.
USA 1 119 Making Room for Baby 3/7/2009 Bella a fearful, nipping Weimeraner, concerns her owners who are expecting their first baby. Can Bella stay with the family or is she destined for the pound?
USA 1 120 Growing Pains 3/14/2009 A busy couple bring up their puppy, 'Mr. Black,' in social isolation. Will their misguided care threaten their dog's future?
USA 2 201 The Berry Bunch 1/2/2010 There was plenty of disharmony amongst the 6 people in the Berry household, which in turn was causing chaos among the 9 dogs with whom they shared the house.  Oscar the Dachsund had a bite history and some pretty significant aggression issues towards both people and other dogs.  Since the dogs had very little consistency, they were constantly toileting in the house, a nightmare walk, and several of them had some pretty significant behavioral issues.In this season premiere, Victoria's primary task was to try and get all of the family to work together for the benefit of their dogs, if not themselves.  While they were very caring owners, they had very different ideas on how to treat, feed and care for the dogs, and this caused a lot of arguments. By presenting them with a feeding and walking schedule to suit their individual schedules, Victoria restored some balance to the overall caregiving by shifting more responsibility to Erik, the father, and away from his daughter, Kim. 
USA 2 202 House of Horror 1/9/2010 Susan didn't own a dog, but she had 3 roomates who brought a total of four dogs with them when they moved in.  Bailey was a marker, Maiden and Lucas were poopers, and Nibby had some aggression issues.  Combined, they were wreaking havoc in Susan's house, not to mention with the relationships of the four single women.  Stephanie, Sara and Jessie did not clean up after their dogs much, so the house was a disaster in terms of cleanliness, and an environmental audit was required to determine if living there was a health hazard.In addition to trying to get the women to recognize the need to trust each other and take responsibility for their dogs, Victoria was faced with the task of housetraining all of the dogs, instilling a sense of order and stability in the house and on walks, as well as dealing with Nibby's significant aggression.


Merseyside Police Seize and Kill Legally Exempt Dogs

This is Breed Specific Legislation at its worst and yet another example of innocent dogs being taken away from their owners and euthanised without due process. I support law enforcement in many ways but this kind of policing is barbaric, especially when many of the dogs seized were insured, but were on the death list because of a clerical error.