I'm wondering if you have any pictures, Emmabeth? That would be AWESOME!Emmabeth wrote:Hey - the funny 'cats with thumbs' advert - a friend of mine handled the animals for that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, the black cat at the start with the nail file is a rescue kitty who I fostered and transported to his new home where he now gets to be a tv/film/advertising star!
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Yep, I can see why, Jacksdad!
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Three legged dog goes into a saloon. Walks up to the bar tender and says..."I am looking for the man who shot my paw..."
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That's a funny one, jacksdad!jacksdad wrote: Three legged dog goes into a saloon. Walks up to the bar tender and says..."I am looking for the man who shot my paw..."
And since this is the funnies thread, here's another one:
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I'm only joking but this was sent by one of my cousins who thinks he's a comedian!
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I've been reading the posts here, and I have to tell you, I'm laughing pretty hard!
By the way wvvdiup1, why don't you put your picture here?
By the way wvvdiup1, why don't you put your picture here?
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Thanks CoolDog. I don't feel nearly as bad about being drug down by my dogs yesterday now.
Grammy to Sky and Sirius, who came to live with me, stole my heart, and changed my life forever as I took over their care and learned how to be a dog owner.
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that was a good one cooldog, nice way to start a monday
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I have to agree with jacksdad when he said "What a way to start a Monday!" From watching this video, it made the dogs I've ever had and my Akita, Karma, angels in comparison!
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Apologies if this has already been posted, with 62 million views, it surely must mave. I can't follow links I have slow broadband here and it takes an age to watch stuff, but I know this is absolutely hilarious. I'm assured no dogs were injured in the making of this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
And for those of you with cats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ltcWcwnPfY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
And for those of you with cats...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ltcWcwnPfY
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Abbott and Costello talk computers
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows..
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............
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That was a good one wv! (for some reason the letters and their order in your logon always seem to escape me. Sorry )
Grammy to Sky and Sirius, who came to live with me, stole my heart, and changed my life forever as I took over their care and learned how to be a dog owner.